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Every night before bed I put my hand under the bed so my dog can lick it

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Damn, she farted on my dick.

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The music I was listening to while sitting in the metro suddenly stopped, so I removed my headphones...

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"My fellow Americans, I am here to confirm that the government has indeed found and is in contact with extraterrestrial life."

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After letting your dog into the yard and sitting down to watch TV, you hear him barking violently at the door.

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Press '9' to dial out...

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One night I thought to myself, "Yes, I am finally content with life" as I was sipping my Earl Gray tea.

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My brother is dead.

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I was standing on the table while everyone was laughing at me.

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Oh god just let me sleep before they come back and tell my family

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Every night before bed I put my hand under the bed so my dog can lick it	4
Damn, she farted on my dick.	4
The music I was listening to while sitting in the metro suddenly stopped, so I removed my headphones...	4
"My fellow Americans, I am here to confirm that the government has indeed found and is in contact with extraterrestrial life."	4
After letting your dog into the yard and sitting down to watch TV, you hear him barking violently at the door.	4
Press '9' to dial out...	4
One night I thought to myself, "Yes, I am finally content with life" as I was sipping my Earl Gray tea.	4
My brother is dead.	4
I was standing on the table while everyone was laughing at me.	4
Oh god just let me sleep before they come back and tell my family	4